Found another one of these that was going around Tumblr and couldn't resist!
A: What is your life ambition?
A: What is your life ambition?
I want to be a leader, and good steward of the area's God's given to me as a creature of influence.{what the heck does that mean?!}
B: Have you ever been beat up? Have you beat anyone else up?
B: Have you ever been beat up? Have you beat anyone else up?
Uhhhh, aside from catfights and other more violent mischief in middle school I don't have a terribly strong history of beating others up. There was a girl I smacked around after she turned me into the counselor {i had an addiction to self-injury} and in high school I threw a guy against the wall and slapped him because he had spent the last 2 years calling me a druggy {i was "straight-edge}.
C: Last time you cried?
C: Last time you cried?
Hmm, I don't remember. Last month some time. I don't cry often. {that's a lie}.
D: Are you afraid of death?
Sometimes.